My Vacation …
It’s The Sh*t, Thanks To Bird!
7/13/2018 10:44 AM PDT
Nicole Richie should go and buy herself a lottery ticket or hit the poker table because she’s dripping in good luck after being dumped on by a bird on her Italian vacation.
Richie displayed the remnants of a bird that dropped a giant deuce on her head while she was on a balcony.
The bird had excellent aim, getting its #2 all over the left side of her head, and Richie took it like a champ as hubby Joel Madden documented the whole thing.
Joel says it’s good luck, coming from an old saying … the more birds involved, the richer you’ll be! So, next time a bird poops on you, remember that it’s a good thing.
Celebs … even they get sh*t on.